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You described yourself as tall, dark and handsome. Have you ever considered a career in fiction writing?
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But Dear, I did ask you to marry me. Didn’t you get my e-mail?
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The doctor said he needed more activity. So I hide his T.V. remote three times a week.
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Here’s to the end of a perfect first date!
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They should update this on-line dating service. One woman is looking for someone to escort her to President Hoover’s election party.
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I’m sorry, Harold, but this could never work. My cat obviously doesn’t approve of you.
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Your intoxicating beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind picking up the check?
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Do you have any “Get off the internet or I’m dumping you” cards?
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Let’s put it this way, I’ve enjoyed dating you, but I’ve decided to upgrade.
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If bruno here doesn’t attack and chew you to bits, then I’ll know you’re the one.
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I’m tired of talking about me. Why don’t you talk about me for awhile.